It happens every year.
I think to myself, “Hey! It’s Thanksgiving! I bet it would be fun to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!”
But it’s only fun for about 15 minutes. Then the kids wander away and I turn it off. I’m sure it’s awesome in person, but on TV, the floats and balloons are intermingled with interviews with B-list celebrities.
So you get a mixture of gigantic Shrek balloons and that guy who used to be on Saturday Night Live talking about something that no one will ever see.
So here’s my question for today:
“What would liven up the Thanksgiving Day Parade?”
Randomly dispersing paintball guns to the onlookers?
A dunking booth those b-list celebrities have to sit in?
What do you think?