(Today’s post done by guest blogger, Joshua Kelley, who has elected to express his thoughts in story form)
“Once upon a time, there was a man that liked to go in caves. And then when he went into that cave, he always found precious jewels. Suddenly there was a dinosaur!
The man said, “What are you doing here?”
The dinosaur said, “Well… I want to eat you!”
Then he said, “Let’s have a challenge… fighting!” Then he tried to punch the dinosaur but he was too fast. Then he had an idea. He punched him really hard and he didn’t even know. Then he died.